honey glazed duck

When you see females taking a selfie with duck faces and spray jizz on them from behind effectively glazing them

Tara: what's a honey glazed duck?
Jake: you are Tara... You are.

by Not Joe April 8, 2016

Duck child

When you mate with a duck it comes a duck child

DatDuck child is so deformed

by Loliolysser February 8, 2020

The Donald Duck

The Donald Duck is a sleak, hot new trend. In order to pull off such a stunt, you need to be taking a shower with the water real hot and steamy. While the shower head is running, bend over, spread your butt cheeks and place your booty hole in the direct line of the shower head water. Then you want to fot all nice and creamy like. The poot noise will sound very similar to Donald Duck's speaking voice.

Adam always calls his friends over to get in the shower with him, mainly to show that he can do The Donald Duck, but sometimes it's to exchange other pleasantries. 🍆

by Pierre Boudreaux July 12, 2021

Ducking

The art of shoving two full sized ducks up your enemy’s anal cavity.

A-aron has angered Cameron. Cameron shall now start ducking A-aron after he catches him.

by The Angered Fish February 11, 2020

Duck & Ducklings

If you say someone has Duck & Ducklings it indicates that they have as big genitals as Rasputin

He had a fucking Duck & Ducklings

by Rednoxelo May 14, 2022

smell my duck

smell my duck abbreviation is smd

john “hi susan smell my duck (abbreviated as smd)”
susan “john your duck smells lovely!”

by hello pookie wookie May 24, 2023

Duck Dinner

1. A literal dinner consisting of duck, usually as the main course.
2. Military slang for dishonorable discharge, which in the United States is usually reserved for the worst offenses under the UCMJ, such as fraud, desertion, espionage, SA, treason, and murder.

1. Yeah we went out for duck dinner, not great, not terrible.
2. Sgt. Emerson got a duck dinner for killing that guy.

by qw3r1y July 17, 2023