Milk

The stuff your father should have returned with.

Tyler: hey Jimmy, can I borrow some milk?
Jimmy: I don’t have any, my dad should have come back with it two years ago.
Tyler. Dang

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

milk store

the place daddy had his final moments.

I'm going to the milk store sweetie!

by cryznotcrys December 2, 2022

Milk

A shit load of white cow pee

Don't drink unless you fuck cows said man

My milk is spoild

by Sonigo Rwanda September 14, 2016

A Lift Full of Milk

A mouth entirely filled with baby gravy.

We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.

by Pete’s A December 9, 2023

got milk

implies you have no milk in your house because your dad left to "buy it" and never came, it most likely used when disappointed in someone supporting/watching something widely hated on

"oh, you watch jellybean, got milk?"
"that dude is a dream fan, he probably got no milk"

by milkless guy August 13, 2022

Mommas milk dud

Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.

I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.

by Roughneck2Real November 21, 2020

milk theft

a ritual
only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs

sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.

treking may be needed if local stock is low

operation milk theft is in full swing tonight boys!

legalise milk theft

by humbugbumflap January 10, 2008