A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration

"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"

by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023

blake and jake

Two of the most powerful individuals. Basically two demi-gods roaming around the earth, that always finds a way to win.

I think Blake and Jake are sexy.

by THEBLAKEANDJAKESHOW November 11, 2020

Jake

Very kool and epik gamer

He is also very kool

Jake is very kool

by Bcienendns July 25, 2022

Jake Fuck

A Brazilian man with a Big dick who never shuts up and is really loyal in a relationship he can be quite selfless and that ends up getting him used by girls but he’s too stupid to realise it and he also has 0 academic ability

What’s your name?

Ohh my name is Jake Fuck

by Dylan Al-huasisian November 23, 2021

Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

Jake

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!! Your my everything and always. you are funny, sexy and always make my day. i always think about you and our memories together

I love jake

by myaisthebesttttr January 25, 2022