Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.

"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"

by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024

Government-funded take

A take on an issue or topic that aligns with whatever the government says about it.

X is just a cesspool of government-funded takes.

by retsuko67 February 13, 2026

You can take that to God's feet

When you are serious about a promise!! When you mean business!!

This is the last time im doing this with you and you can take that to God's feet!!

by J.A.Mckeown February 26, 2026

If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

I will take your life

A fancy way of saying "I will kill you"

You will pay the price, I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!

by Communism Is Life May 3, 2025

i'll take it luv

on May 9th, Twitter user "ind¡go" @kxltist, now going by @imort6lp6r6doxx, was exposed by multiple of their ex-mutuals for asking them for money 24/7, even when they said they didn't have any money or were low on cash. they would spend every hour of the day going into their mutuals messages and asking for money and wouldn't stop even if they didn't get a response back. the phrase "i'll take it luv" refers to them asking their ex-mutual, @hnoceur, for money, and when their ex-mutual said they only had $4 left after spending most of their money on dinner, they said "i'll take it luv", offering to take their ex-mutuals last $4.

they'd often say they needed the money for ubers, trains, buses, food, appointments, etc. but she was exposed by her ex-bfs family for spending the money on drugs, fent, and weed.

"hey can I borrow some money for a ride?"
"sorry i only have $4 to my name I just spent on all on dinner :("
"I'll take it luv"

by anbyburger May 11, 2025