Simpion(s)

Aaron's definition; another expression for the word "symptoms"...used in place of "symptoms" for the male population that cannot spell.

"Bill told me he only had cold simpion(s) and a headache."

by Rodeo Bowbashowski March 18, 2009

paploon(s)

a faggit
stupid ass
tits, lol
squirting milk from the pickle

you can baiscially use it for anything

You're such a paploon

Holy chit, look at those paploon(s)...

Oh hot damn...this is my jam..k wtf...fuck that shit...the real sentence is....yo im gunna go ploon my huur/shnute.

by Ingi Shi February 23, 2009

S-Linares

This is a slang term used to describe a girl that has goddess-like qualities, such as a perfect body, porcelain skin, and long, curly, luscious hair.

A S-Linares is typically the most popular girl at school/favorite of the boss/best singer in the world.

If you fall in love with a girl right after meeting them, they are an S-Linares.

"Bro that S-Linares looked so hot today!" Guy 1

"Ya, and did you hear her sing? I'd tap that" Guy 2

"Man that S-Linares touched my hand today . . . im never washing it!" Guy 3

by Dornstar March 5, 2009

S. Barr

An extremely stretched out vaginal hole. This is due to frequent sex with many partners. Aside from being extremely large and therefore being unable to satisfy men the S. Barr often smells. Think St. Paul Pork Products.

"Damn girl you have a S. Barr! I can't do it wid you no moe."
"What?"
"A Sara Bartlett, and it fuckin smells you might wanna clean that shit."

by RK Chicas June 29, 2008

disco dent(s)

Unexplainable bruise or cut that you got from a night out but you can't rememeber how you got it

Eve: I just found another disco dent(s)
Jodie: hahahaha cant you rememeber how you got them?
Eve: Nope, not a clue

by noelfieldingshairspray October 4, 2008

S-BOM

"Saggy-Balled Old Men"

Tea-bagging is easier on an S-BOM.

Also: The male equivalent of a D.U.O.H.

by Sharon2008 January 16, 2009

S Cube

shit, shower and shave

I'm gonna S Cube it before we go out.

by cindykay March 1, 2009