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retard

a retard is a person who likes kpop and watches kpop videos all day.
an example: he is a retard and he has signs of autism because he listens to kpop
by 1000volts to the nipps June 3, 2018
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retarded

Zg
zg is retarded
by d3yyluvvmee December 13, 2022
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Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.
Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.
by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024
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Patronising retard

some who patronises the person with learning disability, in a retarded defining way
man that arsehole patronising that poor man like a patronising retard I feel so sorry for the poor man with a disability,
by jekylls new Hyde July 16, 2020
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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
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Retard

Cassidy was talking about me...so I called her a retard
by KidTravis1 May 8, 2019
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retard nate

A fat gay inbred jew who fucks his sister and rapes his mom while she sleeps He has no friends and deserves nothing but death and to be fucked by a dog in the ass
oh look its that dog fucker nate what a fucking retard nate is
by Nate fucker March 27, 2023
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