Plumpkin

The plumpkin..getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a shit.
A clean plumpkin is the same but you use your partners hair to wipe your ass after.

Last night i got a plumpkin in the jon at the club

by JayUvart May 13, 2018

Pumperella

A funny way to say hello

Pumperella! (Hello!)

by pumperella April 5, 2018

Pump and Treat

The act where one guy cums into another persons butt and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen, imitating a pump.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leak the other day… had to initialize a pump and treat."
Other guy: "Same, gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat the other day."
Environmental Engineer: "Wat? That's not what I meant in the slightest…"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

Pump and Treat

The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

pumphernickel

Pumphernickel: hit on the girl working at the bakery. By using her profession as a pick up line and it works.

You know baby after you cook it in the bakery all day.im ready to make my own pumphernickel

by Wirthman86 August 19, 2018

Pump and Dump

When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.

Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it

by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018

Pump

To have sex

James “who’s wanting pumped”

Erin “come pump me James my fanny is as tight as yet maws braces!!”

by thatsis December 19, 2018