National Make Tall People Short Day 

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

National Make Tall People Short Day by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

Harass short people

Kiss short people is a special day for all the tall people .
The reason to this is u can sexually harass any one under the height of 5’5
It’s time for us tall people to take over

You: smack short persons ass
Shortie: wtf what was that for

You : 😏
The day you can do this this is October 25

Hey did you know today is harass short People . Yeah! You can kick them and guess what they cannot do anything

Harass short people by Pusstheboota October 12, 2020

National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd

"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"

National Smart People Day by Flarkwad October 15, 2020

Throw younger people than you day 

If someone is younger than you, you can throw them on October 29.

Throw younger people than you day is on October 29

Throw younger people than you day by Cat24weeb October 24, 2020

International Teleport People Into The Hunger Games Day 

10th November, a day where you can throw your friends into the Hunger Games

Ruby: when Cartier killed my tribute in the fanfiction story, I threw him into the Hunger Games because it was International Teleport People Into the Hunger Games Day.

International Teleport People Into The Hunger Games Day by Lolxdaveryxdxd October 24, 2020

The worse kinds of people 

People who doesn’t exercise their right to vote.

The worse kinds of people don’t vote. They are losers

The worse kinds of people by Hubert001 October 27, 2020

hit short people 

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.

Eyo it's hit short people day!
Finally

hit short people by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020