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2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
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by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
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Rob: Use it for what?
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Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
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by Matcha_M March 3, 2021
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