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michael

honestly HOTTEST MAN TO EVER FUCKING EXIST
hoe1: dude whos that hottie
hoe2:MUST BE A FUCKING MICHAEL
by killfuck March 24, 2024
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michael knowles

overall sick kid and would smack anyones ed in for 2 quid and half a luco.
i just michael knowles in my trousers
by jeremyclarksonzz March 7, 2024
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Michael

The Cock of all cocks. The cranberry juice runs through the jizz giving you an urge to swallow. Its a dream to all who try. Huge, tasty and extremely pleasing. Of course a king from Sparta and well spartans are the toughest with many talents.
Addison rae: It should be in my mouth to be honest cause I want it to be.

Sommer ray: I mean my I love want that in my ass and nowhere else since it would destroy anything else

Any other girl: Yeah I have a room pictures of him surrounding the walls. Michaels a dream.
by toldtodothis June 28, 2021
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michaels dick

suck it or your staightphobic
suck it daddy mikey i love michaels dick
by kill palitine February 7, 2024
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Michael

Michael is a man that I am deeply in love with. He has everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfection. He may think otherwise, but he really is perfect. He's the best person you could ever meet. He's sweet, kind, and caring. He has everything you could ever ask for and a guy. There's so much to Michael. Too much to list! He's just overall amazing, and I hope he understands that soon.
"you're such a Michael"
"What does that mean?"
"It means that nothing can never be any more perfect than you"
by •°Raindrop°• April 30, 2022
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Michael Clifford

an amazing guitarist and vocalist who loves ollie an awful lot <3
michael clifford. that’s the tweet
by emptywalletsmgc March 24, 2021
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Michael Barber

hey that guy Michael Barber, have you seen him?
hes in my walls
by slick bin March 30, 2022
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