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michael larrahondo

he is an above average thinker. Can be disrespectful at times when disobeying. He is fast but not fast enough. He could also be referred to as mickey mouse, known to make cringe tik toks when he was a little kid. Swears that he has a little black in him but in reality he actually doesn’t. He swears he’s an ass guy but is actually a boob guy. His favorite songs to make tik toks is white iverson. Known to moon fellow teammates. his ability to shoot basketball at a consistent rate is fucked
Michael larrahondo can’t shoot a basketball.
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probably hung like a horse, and has a forklift and commercial drivers license lr sumn
Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee
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When you first meet Michael you'll be slightly intimidated by his resting bitch face, but soon you'll discover how funny and sweet he is. He has the cutest smile on earth and it brightens everyone's day. He has pretty eyes and a perfect body-everyone wants Michael. He gives the best bear hugs and is such a funny guy. He generally likes video games, music and sports. Every day you're friends with him, you learn more and more about how lovely he is. He is angelic and must be protected at all costs (but he's a bitch if he hates you)
person 1: oh look its Michael!

person 2: i hope he notices me

person 3: im wet
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He has a small dick with no print
“Michael has a small pp yet he claims it’s so big and that he’ll whip it out, but it’s hmm🤏🏽.”
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Michael is a name given to a king, a leader, a ruler. He is normally a funny but laid-back type guy. Michael is probably tall, brown-skinned with big eyes. Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who will listen to all your problems(probably not tho). The ideal boyfriend smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. Michael will be naturally good at anything especially in bed. Michael is a guy that is cute and honest with you. He loves playing video games, watching anime, reading comics, manga, and books. Michael may be a common name but it's the best name
girl: Is that Michael F******
other girl: yea he so fine

Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M
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Michael

Michael is a name given to a king, a leader, a ruler. He is normally a funny but laid-back type guy. Michael is probably tall, brown-skinned with big eyes. Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who will listen to all your problems(probably not tho). The ideal boyfriend smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. Michael will be naturally good at anything especially in bed. Michael is a guy that is cute and honest with you. He loves playing video games, watching anime, reading comics, manga, and books. Michael may be a common name but it's the best name
girl: Is that Michael F******
other girl: yea he so fine

Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M
by MeIeCeHeAeEeLFeOeReEeMeAeN November 23, 2021
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