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Get the michael zingalemug. Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.
Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
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Get the Michael J'dmug. Before you read the following definition. Keep in mind that I am in fact named Michael so I will tell all you strangers my flaws and pros.
Hi I’m Michael I am intelligent and love a lot of things. I don’t love easily but when I do I love hard. I can be secretive and alone but also loyal and friendly. If you piss me off I will snap your arm off of your body and shove it up your a**. Anyway. I can be extremely hard on myself when I make a mistake. I have never told a soul about another persons life if they haven’t asked me to. I’m not the greatest looking and slightly fat but trying to improve my looks. If you hurt anyone I like I will cut you. Thank you for reading.
There is a little bit about myself so if you see another Michael , compare them to this
Hi I’m Michael I am intelligent and love a lot of things. I don’t love easily but when I do I love hard. I can be secretive and alone but also loyal and friendly. If you piss me off I will snap your arm off of your body and shove it up your a**. Anyway. I can be extremely hard on myself when I make a mistake. I have never told a soul about another persons life if they haven’t asked me to. I’m not the greatest looking and slightly fat but trying to improve my looks. If you hurt anyone I like I will cut you. Thank you for reading.
There is a little bit about myself so if you see another Michael , compare them to this
Do you need a. Example of how to use a namelike Michael in a sentance? If you do then you should not be reading a definition solely about a name
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