Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
Boss: “ Why were you in the bathroom for 30 minutes ? You should be working .
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”
by Davidfudgemaster July 23, 2023
by anxiousdude02 August 30, 2019
One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.
Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop
by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021
By "Malinda" I'm talking about Malinda Kathleen Reese, that American woman who became popular on YouTube for taking content and translating it into several random languages, one after another, using Google Translate, before translating it back into English and reciting whatever garbled output was left at the end. A professional translator for 15 years, I'm incredulous (and maybe jealous). This sounds like something a modern-day teenager with too much free time on their hands would do (but that doesn't mean I don't accept that she's a good singer and capable of some fine work of genuine creative merit).
You make about as much sense as Malinda!
by The Great Bulletproof Duck October 18, 2023
Yo marcus just killed the whole north korean army with a pistol and somehow survived
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi
by lol xd xd 123 456 November 22, 2021
Equivalent to "show me the money". The act of "making it crinkle" is when you get paid, and it crinkles in the palm of your hand, or as you stuff it into your pocket.
Short form: Crinkle = Cash
Short form: Crinkle = Cash
You have my money, bitch? You better make that shit crinkle!
Tell me how much you need and make it crinkle!
Also could be used as a noun: Bitch better have my crinkle!
Tell me how much you need and make it crinkle!
Also could be used as a noun: Bitch better have my crinkle!
by UrbanArch December 9, 2008