at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024

Your cracks

Disgusting, hysterical,a complete failure.

Your cracks disgust me

by Hsfsgsuw October 22, 2020

crack jew

crack made by jews oh yeah mr krabs

nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew

by Pussylover696969 August 8, 2017

Crack

You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.

Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.

Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am.

by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020

crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...

I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!

by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017

Crack Juice

Really Sweet Juice,usually made with koolaid and alot of sugar

Granny's Crack Juice was soo good,I think she used a little TOO much sugar this time
Me: girl that's literally what crack juice is

by ninigotbandz April 1, 2024

Crack

slang for fucking/having sex with someone

Yo twin, im tryna crack fine shit.

by propad August 24, 2025