Golden ass

Someone who is unable to shit outside in public areas but only at home or at places that are extremely clean and hygienic.

Used to describe a person with the fear of having to shit in outside of home.

Judith: Oh crap, i really need to take a shit right now but i can’t
Aidan: Why not? There’s a toilet right there fam.
Judith: Nah bruv, i’ve got golden ass.
Aidan: The fuck?

“Damn this girl is holding in her shit since morning cause she’s got a golden ass”

“Yo how long more till school ends? I’ve been holding my shit in for hours cause i’ve got golden ass”

by The Golden Asshole July 11, 2024

Golden Handshake

When your in firecamp and have to apply goldbond powder to your nuts. You then try and shake someone's hand with your powdery nut hand.

I got Reeder with the golden handshake in firecamp this morning.

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

Golden Ice Cream Cone

The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.

“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”

by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024

goden

“goden” an abbreviation of the word “go on then” typically used as Australian Slang

“I’ll buy you a drink okay?”
“Right bro goden”

by nebulizer07 September 12, 2023

Golden Four

A person whos very great at hosting a hotel

Hey look! It's a wild golden four!

by killer sans real September 22, 2023

Golden Rule

Don’t date your classmates.

This is to prevent unnecessary drama and tension within the class when they eventually break up.

Kim and Rafael started dating last school year. They are golden rule breakers.

by What name hasn’t been used September 23, 2023

Godenferior complex

It's a state of having a god complex and an inferior complex at the same time. The average stereotypical INTP experience

Me - She has a Godenferior complex
My friend - A what again?

by Ebony Lex 123 October 1, 2023