David

If you're suffering from a headache have no worries, partaking in sexual acts with David help stop all headaches

girl: Damn this headache annoying as hell
girl2: Just have sex with David that helps

by WomanWorker92 March 12, 2023

david

jocelyn....like literally nigga im not joking you bitch ass nigga, its jocelyn,

“ yo did you see david “
“ jocelyn “

“ oh okay “

by Dinero_D July 16, 2019

David

Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.

Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.

by 420n October 9, 2019

David Mckale

Practically A God/best man alive.

David Mckale is the best man alive and practically a god.

by Da-fish November 21, 2021

David Karnaghan

absolute fucking unit
big muscly daddy

owner of all the shuggenns
god himself

i wan david karnaghan to fuck me so hard

by @trollyeakinreal October 27, 2022

David Krumholtz as Isidor Rabi

David's Rabi, from Numb3rs to Oppenheimer, he's cracking codes and atoms!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's David Krumholtz doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: David Krumholtz as Isidor Rabi. He's Playing Isidor Rabi, cracking the atomic code bro!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

David Billington

A metaphor for a serial pedophile. Preying on the youngest victims possible. Located in the Leicestershire region of U.K.

"oh my days, David Billington is at it again!" Screamed the unfortunate parents.

by Mike the rock Tyson June 4, 2017