Daniel is a man with a blazer. the blazer can make everyone fall in love with him, no matter the gender. if you are lucky enough to date him, watch out for his giant magnum cock. he will make you fall in love with him twice if you see it. almost like it has hypnotism powers...
Person 1: hey who is that SEXY SEXY man over there wearing the blazer
Person 2: that is daniel the man with the blazer man dan.
Person 1: wow I think I'm in love
Person 2: watch out everyone who has slept with him acts like they have been hypnotized
Person 2: that is daniel the man with the blazer man dan.
Person 1: wow I think I'm in love
Person 2: watch out everyone who has slept with him acts like they have been hypnotized
by DanFanBoy November 24, 2021
A man of decent height. Probably enjoys playing music and smoking lots of weed. Most likely colorblind or handicapped. Also probably doesn’t know who his real dad is. Most likely it’s his cousin?
by TacoPinto January 02, 2020
Daniel is super sweet and annoying (sometimes). Makes the most dumbest dad jokes which are sometimes funny (ONLY SOMETIMES)! He’s really funny (sometimes). Daniels are also super nerdy. They’re too smart I don’t get it. Obsessed with books and trees. (AKA little nerd) The dorkiest kind of people you will ever meet. Hates Taylor swift (so weird of them 🙄) Run far FAR away if you see a Daniel.
by Not a dork 123 March 25, 2023
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by CobraK1ng September 18, 2021
Your life is everything, you serve all purpose. You should treat yourself NOW! and give yourself a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that’s covered up so you can breathe in this blue trapped bubble cause you know what I’m here for, to worship you. Love yourself! and I mean that with a 100% with a 1000% ❤️
Some guy: Yo have you heard about Daniel?
Other guy: Yeah his life is everything, he serves all purpose. He should treat yourself NOW! and give himself a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that’s covered up so he can breathe in this blue trapped bubble cause you know what I’m here for, to worship him. He should love himself! and I mean that with a 100% with a 1000% ❤️
Other guy: Yeah his life is everything, he serves all purpose. He should treat yourself NOW! and give himself a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that’s covered up so he can breathe in this blue trapped bubble cause you know what I’m here for, to worship him. He should love himself! and I mean that with a 100% with a 1000% ❤️
by The Goatnuts November 22, 2021