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Boost beating

When your wiener is so small you have prop yourself up with a few pillows to jerk off.
Yo Tony did you know Dave was boost beating the other week and his mom walked in and said “not my good pillows Dave”
by GINjangler March 18, 2024
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Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome

Disorder in which you are above elliot in any physical mental or other way possible. This is un over rideable by any other disorder or cause
Gabe-"I love you"
Elliot-"I love you more"
Gabe "you can't cause i have 'elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome '"
by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024
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Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.
Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.
by Keouiiii February 15, 2020
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Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.
Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true
by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021
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Can he beat Goku tho

A phrase used to acknowledge someone’s strength since Goku only fights “strong” opponents.

This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.

The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.

2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.
“My son beat just beat cancer today! He’s so happy and is always smiling and pushing through”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”

2nd usage:
“Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”
by Code name Kakarot April 15, 2024
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BEAT HOOVES!

An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.
Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her.

His reply would be:

BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!
by wizzle dizzle September 19, 2012
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Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.
by Bingledorf March 18, 2024
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