fag-bag

a cross between a faggot and a doche bag. Somebody who is a true tool, asshole, dickweed, queer, and jerk-off. This person is the king or queen of every person who sucks at life.

Man, jack is such a fag-bag. he thinks that he is so cool, but nobody likes him, and hehas no friends.

by Little Gords March 15, 2007

meat bag

A slow moving, corpse-like human ('zombie'), often to be found in malls and shopping centres. Example comment: 'Are you serving?'; 'What it is is, like, y'know'

'The doors are open for trade, here comes a meat bag'.

by apotetic August 24, 2006

dick bag

A tote in which you use to transport and carry dick.

Ashton Kutcher is a dick bag.

by Alanfuckin'T! December 24, 2008

in my bag

in a bad mood. keeping to yourself and not really wanting to communicate with anyone.

I haven't seen you in over a week!! where the hell have you been?!

I lost my job last week and I've just been in my bag.

by Nasihah February 27, 2008

J-Bag

Similar to a Tea bag, but when the balls enter the mouth, one must thrust back and forth to allow the balls to swing in the mouth. The complete action follows the form of a J hence the name J-Bag.

May also be used as an insult.

Tony got J-Bagged at the party after he passed out.

Josh is such a D-Bag!...No, he's a J-Bag.

by Lutacris July 1, 2008

Slut Bag

a female who is filthy and dirty but only screws wit guys juss for the fun of it!

ex:"dang check out that lady down the street!"

"yea man...wat a slut bag!"

by Pammy! August 3, 2003

Brown Bag

The act of unzipping one's bean bag, and taking a dump in it... then zipping it back up for the next unsuspecting user.

D: "I just brown bagged my roomates bean bag while he was showering."
L: "Dude thats raw!"
D: "I can't wait for movie night tonight!"

*later that night during movie night*

K: "Oh you guys are asses!"

by Fenchfckr October 18, 2009