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Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.
Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)
by Grigni August 16, 2024
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English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine
“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”
by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025
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egg

Howtobasic approved,fertilized or nonfertilized, still fucking delicious. Mostly people get the urge of throwing the thing. Egglands the best company, if you disagree, suck it.
Jamie: Eggland is the best egg!
Fucktard #1: Nah, i eat the egg fertilized.
by Boomfuckalacka November 25, 2019
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Barry Egg

Pronounced 'BAH-REE EGG'

A man who sits on a 5 bar gate shouting the word "Stoat" at passing UKIP supporters. Usually found nibbling wheat.
- Is that chap ok?

- No Quentin, he's a right Barry Egg!
by SillyNormanPies August 21, 2017
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Eggs Or Not?

A question used to learn the approval/importance of things.
Unfortunately, the answers have no significance of meaning.
Grant- Hey, Steven. Not getting your hacked version of Guitar Hero to work; Eggs or Not?

Steven- No eggs.
by Grant Willoughby January 3, 2008
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EGGS

egs but politcial
eggs
by EGGSGKSGSGSGSG September 12, 2021
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Suck An Egg

So i got this picture
*shows picture*
Its Gru from Despicable Me that says
SUCK AN EGG

------------------------Idubbz
XdDdDdDdDdDdDdDdDdDdDdd
Person 1: Wow, ur such a loser
Person 2: SUCK AN EGG
Person 1: ???
by Knee Ger123 November 13, 2018
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