Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

by Pcw July 2, 2023

Apple Daddy

Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.

"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."

by DrLewd April 26, 2022

Apples

A rabbit stuffed in three apples with a side of unicorns.

I just got a pet Apples

by RobloxFanboy87464894532 October 4, 2018

Apple bottom

The act of shoving an apple into your rectum then pooping it out into another persons rectum and play catch with it

Yo me and Jerry had the best time Apple bottoming

by Jerry buttsexandcheese October 6, 2021

Apple picker

A contemptuous term for someone hailing from Washington state.

My brother moved to Tacoma and married an apple picker.

by Tjjmon December 18, 2022

Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples

ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!

by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010

moldy apple

A testical that has been eaten by a magot and bleeds more than three times a day.

"Hey dude your cousin looks like a moldy apple bra"

by Halford Thomas September 22, 2013