Apple sauce people

Apple sauce people are better than those “boomer” things

“I’m from the APPLE SAUCE PEOPLE generation, and that makes me superior to you!”

by Winnie_Linuwu November 18, 2019

Taco the apple cart

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.

Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.

by Aemorris April 02, 2011

Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone

Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds

by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021

Impostor Apple

Ldshadowlady and Pearlescentmoon were searching desert temples for enchanted golden apples on the Empires Smp server when they realized they hade one all along, they just didn't see it.

"It's the impostor apple"

by a dude with internet August 31, 2021

Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.

“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
“HOLY HELL”

by CosmicPantom2896 October 09, 2022

Apple Turnover

The act of fucking a girl from behind, cumming on her back , and pouring cinnanmon on top. Then, flipping her over and putting an apple in her mouth

I wanted to do something kinky for my birthday so I gave my girlfriend an apple turnover. She wasn't nearly as amused afterwards as I was. She said the cinnamon burned...

by xTHEBEATDOCTORx March 03, 2017

moldy apple

A testical that has been eaten by a magot and bleeds more than three times a day.

"Hey dude your cousin looks like a moldy apple bra"

by Halford Thomas September 22, 2013