Sam

Prob a person who think he's funny but really isn,t and he claims he gets a lot of girls when all he does is scare them away. Prob will be a pedo when he;s older.

Sam is annoying and scares girls

by BrehWhymea April 30, 2023

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Samming

When you don’t finish your shot and leave some at the bottom every single time

Dude: I don’t understand how you’re not drunk yet

Dude2: That’s because he’s been Samming all night

by banzini October 14, 2023

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Sam

A bitch who sucks dick because he has no friend.

All sams are gay

Sam sucked a dick for fun

by Quue June 4, 2019

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A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024

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Sam

Slow as hell when you walk to school

Sam is slow

by Tozic fog January 25, 2019

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Sam Geldard

Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).

One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.

Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.

I had a Sam Geldard last night and he was an animal in the sack

by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021

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