Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

Roll-N-Go

To sleep in until the absolute, very last moment in which you only have time to literally roll out of bed and out the door to work. You will usually appear half asleep with messy hair and hopefully your socks will match.

"Hi Chris, sorry i dont look better, it was a roll-n-go kind of morning"

"come on, we don't have much time, roll-n-go!!"

by J9K9 May 20, 2010

spicy butt roll

When some one is a naked plate of sushi on your birthday, and they place a spicy tuna roll in their butt crack. Upon eating you feel entitled to ask people for anything you want.

Bro, for my birthday she gave me a spicy butt roll

by lawlshawk May 15, 2020

Like Egg Roll

Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.

Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!

Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll

Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"

by partytime23 January 23, 2011

Fart Roll-up

When a woman farts, and it rolls up into her vaginal cavitity.

She felt awkward because her fart roll-up tickled as it went it.

by Jostalin91 April 12, 2022

Dusty Tootsie Roll

When you cover your partners chest in baby powder and then defecate into the powder. The result is a piece of feces covered in baby powder. A Dusty Tootsie Roll.

I saw a video where Paris Hilton got a dusty Tootsie Roll.

by Dr. McDoctorson June 5, 2015

parker house roll

You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.

My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.

Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?

by Jacob Nicaragua February 2, 2016