Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.

Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman

by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023

michael b renfer

michael b renfer is the coolest person you will ever meet

michael b renfer is so cool

by super cool man September 4, 2023

Michael Scott

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.

Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.

by O' Chungus September 10, 2023

Michael Roy Smith

My Calc AB Teacher.

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."

by cjakecole September 13, 2023

Michael Doublé

When you get a double kill in a video game.

Player 1: "That's two fat doinks added to the ol' StatTrak™."
Player 2: "Nice going, Michael Doublé."

by KXN September 14, 2023

Michael Kane

Best Jap to ever live

I love Michael Kane

by LowRat September 20, 2023

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023