Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021

Jake SR

A Nice Cool Sparta Remixer

O shiet Jake SR is on Discord :3

by Jake SR June 25, 2018

jake andrews

the hottest kid in the world, tall, plays baseball, has hit brown hair

jake andrews is the hottest kid ever

by Jonper April 29, 2021

JAKE DANIMER

BEST BARBER IN TOWN. PICTURE IT AND HE'LL MAKE IT INTO REALITY. DON'T BE UGLY IT PAYS TO LOOK GOOD!

JAKE DANIMER THE BARBER NEED NO OTHER.

by Jake Danimer November 23, 2021

Jake coulter

Your homie but can always annoy you with other people, like a bad ending of a good soon

Oh look it's a Jake coulter or snake coulter

by Waspy August 05, 2023

Jake Jones

Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.

OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy

by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021

Jake Davidson

Jake Davidson the biggest peek in the enteriety of the fucking world

Jake Davidson is such a fucking peek he wouldn’t do anything we wanted the wee prick

by Rory masson June 22, 2019