Stink Finger Lloyd

When someone is wiping their anus and finger/fingers accidentally enter their anal cavity but they don’t wash their hands

Tom: I just saw someone with shit on their fingers.
Jerry: He must have pulled a stink finger Lloyd on accident.

by Richard strokers step daughter May 29, 2020

brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.

guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice

by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010

8 finger dive

When a female's vagina hole is so extremely large, one can fit 4 fingers from each hand into it, therefore "diving" their hands inside the female

Guy 1: Dude! How'd it go with that chick last night?

Guy 2: It was nasty yo. I didn't know she was so loose. I had to 8 finger dive that bitch.

by I Know Raunchy Terms November 13, 2009

Three fingers up

You don't need bitches.because Allah SWT said no.muslimah should be 🥇.

"holds three fingers up while taking a group picture

by Dollarrs May 28, 2022

three finger diet

Euphemism for bulimia. Basically you eat a large meal, then "eat three fingers" until you throw it back up.

I know Sheila says she eats sensibly to lose weight, but I suspect she's actually on the three finger diet.

by db_astra1 January 25, 2011

having fingers for dessert

After eating, the act of gagging yourself on your fingers til you puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett May 25, 2007

box fingers mcgee

A drinking game played with a goon bag. It involves passing it around a circle and stating a word which relates to the one preceeding it. If a player is unable to think of a word within exactly 3 seconds, they must drink.
The drinkee is then required to state a new starting word from which the game can continue.

Person 1: 'Dog'
Person 2: 'Food'
Person 3: 'Court'
Person 4: 'Yard'
Person 1: 'Sail'
Person 2: '.....man i dunno'

Everyone: 'DRINK!'

Person 2: 'i love box fingers mcgee

by Facemanpoobum February 24, 2009