Duck

A quacking monster. Demands bread. Pecks you to death if not. Baby duckings fall into sewage drains, please call the fire department if that happens.

Why is there a duck--HEY!! Stop pecking me, insolent duck!

by bubbly_tastes_like_shit June 23, 2022

Long Duck

A duck with a long neck and is bigger in size

Person 1 why are there so many long ducks and so little short geese
Person 2 guacamole

by Jay_mal April 9, 2019

Duck

A waterbird with a broad, flat bill, webbed feet, and an affinity for swimming in ponds, lakes, and rivers. It's the animal you feed bread at the pond, often leading to the person feeding it to wonder if they’ve just contributed to an ecosystem issue, but doing it anyway because it's cute and the bread was going stale.

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➖➖➖➖➖🟩🔳🟨🟨
⬜➖➖➖➖🟩🟩➖➖
🟫⬜⬜⬜🟫🟫🟫➖➖
🟫🟫⬜⬜⬜🟫🟫➖➖
➖⬜⬜🟫🟫🟫➖➖➖
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Duck: Quack

by EMD F59PHI January 1, 2025

ducking

When autocorrect is being a bitch

You ducking bitch

*Presses send*
What no I put ducking not ducking
*sends again*
I ducking give up

by georgiathemotherfuckingcountry September 1, 2017

duck sucking

When she does duck lips and sucking a dick at the same time

I had a nice duck sucking last night

by Lucky ducks August 3, 2017

Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.

Cursed ducky

by Cursed ducky September 9, 2022

Funky Duck

A dance that has become popular amongst the group of Vulfpeck (a band) fans, which is in reference to the song Funky Duck. Although there is not a set dance, you must be double fisting above your head, while bending your knees more than 90 degrees.

"Hey Ali, can you go grab a couple seltzers so we can Funky Duck?

by Grateful Mcgee July 5, 2025