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crushedvelvet(s)

Line backer no helmet crushedvelvet(s).
by Crushedvelvets March 4, 2025
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Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.
"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"
by Social Experiment March 26, 2025
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Crushed

when your crush rejects you so frickin hard in front of many frickin people..
Sarah was crushed when Jonah said he hated her
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Crushin' loaf

Eating bread. Popularized by "A Minecraft Movie"
They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. They love crushin' loaf.
by MarnieTheRebel April 5, 2025
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Crush

"I am sure that girl is crushing on me, she's sucking the hell up"
by Rutherfraud Hayes April 9, 2025
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crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.
Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!
by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025
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Crushed

“My ex sent me a video of her getting crushed.’
by menalchan April 21, 2025
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