Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
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David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
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special call

when two people have spicy time over call or video call, also called phone sex.
person 1: damn man, i haven’t had a special call in weeks, im DYING
person 2: i? Okay
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draw calls

a term used by smelly source modders that try to sound technical
the largest issue facing cs optomization is draw calls to the cpu
by thattrashpersonfromoverthere January 20, 2018
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Celebrity call center

Tv series on E! With no celebrities on it, just losers who cant get a real job
Celebrity call center sucks!!!
by Jakeyyy666 July 20, 2020
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Call Of Duty: Mobile

A game where if you get better at going against tryhards, the bots get better to. make sure your ammo is loaded and your HP is up because the bots WILL find you without even acknowledging you from across the map.
Example 1

Me- *waste a whole mag from the m16
Bot- Shoots the floor
Me- *Dies from a headshot.
Also me- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And also me- Welp. never tryhard in Call Of Duty: Mobile ever again
by SkyscrprzTV February 16, 2023
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Credit card call center girl

Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.

So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties
Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl
by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024
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