Apple sauce people

Apple sauce people are better than those “boomer” things

“I’m from the APPLE SAUCE PEOPLE generation, and that makes me superior to you!”

by Winnie_Linuwu November 18, 2019

Taco the apple cart

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.

Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.

by Aemorris April 02, 2011

Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone

Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds

by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021

Impostor Apple

Ldshadowlady and Pearlescentmoon were searching desert temples for enchanted golden apples on the Empires Smp server when they realized they hade one all along, they just didn't see it.

"It's the impostor apple"

by a dude with internet August 31, 2021

fake apple

Unrealistically gigantic ass

That bitch has a fake Apple

by Dickball May 13, 2015

American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.

Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch

by Baatar March 17, 2024

American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 17, 2024