The Rotten Apples

A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.

"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."

by mattybb December 25, 2017

that’s apples

something easily done; not a difficult to put into action

interviewer: “can you get coffee and sort the emails?”

interviewee: “of course! That’s apples!”

by Mrs Mrs Mrs September 12, 2021

candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by May 12, 2023

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019

Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).

"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."

by Cattocius February 20, 2012

apple cinnamon bun

A way better nickname for your other half other than "Bae, Boo, honey, sweetie" or anything else that is given to that person whom you love so dearly.

My girlfriend is my apple cinnamon bun, I love her to death.

by LittleMissWords-A-Lot November 18, 2016

apple bopping

to stick your dick in apple juice then let a cat lick your dick

OMG did you here Tony did apple bopping?!

by MrWackyWabbit November 26, 2018