jake

the guy who stole your bitch and is getting layed as you read this

Guy one:"yo that jake guy is so lucky he is already in bed with bethany."
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"

by allah jake August 13, 2017

Jake

The embodiment of beauty, inside and out.
Jake is the kind of person who couls always pick you up, who would always brighten your day and would never leave you feeling down.

Although Jake could be a bit selfish at times, that doesnt mask how great a person he/she is.

That's very Jake thing to do.

by AngelinaPortaVaga June 7, 2021

Jake

Really bad terraria player, doesn’t sleep, is black and works at State Farm, needs mental stability with his constant money spending, and has a dog named Paul.

Jake please stop playing terraria

Jake we are going broke

by Jakefromstatefarmmm February 20, 2022

jake

jakes are all around great guys. they care for you and are really passionate for things they care about. jakes have good taste in music and girls. if you get a chance to date a jake, never let him go. hop on that jake train before you miss the chance to. if you do, you'll regret it in the long run. jakes are super nice and give the best compliments. they also have the best hair and beautiful eyes. they are outgoing and probably play some type of instrument. they're sporty and have a great taste in clothes. jakes are basically any girls dream guy, a good friend, and sensitive when they need to be. they're also pretty popular.

"Did Jake just go to the mall? Now I wanna go to the mall!"

by not Ashley Marie May 13, 2018

jake

funniest mf ever, his brother bradley is better though

person: “jake, where’s bradley?”
jake: “at work”

by friendofidiots June 9, 2023

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons

Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.

by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019