1. "I was on the can and Kelly decided to call me then. I couldn't miss her call and let it go to voicemail, so I had no choice but to make a shit call."
2. "stupid ref! the ball didn't touch the ground! what a shit call."
2. "stupid ref! the ball didn't touch the ground! what a shit call."
by Gooshyy July 29, 2011
Get the shit call mug.The shit you have just taken looks like an extra long smoked sausage and you're so proud at how long it is and that it isn't broken, that you run and grab a friend to show/tell or even grab the camera.
by Nanny Girl September 1, 2009
Get the Trophy Shit mug.area of darker skin surround a womans anal sphincter muscle.
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool
Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool
Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
by DanJJJJJJJJ March 28, 2008
Get the shit tattoo mug.1) A towel used for wiping up messes such as puke, beer, milk, bong water, and when theres no toilet paper it is used to wipe your anus after defication.
2) The person who used the towel to wipe their shit when they were drunk as fuck and there was no toilet paper. Esp. a person whose name is Chantelle.
2) The person who used the towel to wipe their shit when they were drunk as fuck and there was no toilet paper. Esp. a person whose name is Chantelle.
ex.
Dude, pass the shit towel, I spilled the rum.
or
jessika: "someone shit on my towel"
morgan: "wasn't me"
aj: "wasn't me"
jessika: "it must've been chantelle"
morgan: "yeah, she took a shit last night and there was no toilet paper"
Dude, pass the shit towel, I spilled the rum.
or
jessika: "someone shit on my towel"
morgan: "wasn't me"
aj: "wasn't me"
jessika: "it must've been chantelle"
morgan: "yeah, she took a shit last night and there was no toilet paper"
by aleisterjoseph-P. August 9, 2009
Get the Shit Towel mug.a shit sneeze is when you have a sudden burst of watery diarrhea that sprays shit all over the toilet or wall
by the one and only mole July 20, 2009
Get the shit sneeze mug.1-The little ball of turd that hangs off your ass hair and floats around in the bath when you wash.
2-Ball of turd and fibres from your underwear.
2-Ball of turd and fibres from your underwear.
by Horny_dude_69 February 5, 2009
Get the Shit Nugget mug.It occours when you have diareeah and a log falls in and splashes shit all over your ass, it takes forever to clean up.
by Edmund McMullen November 14, 2003
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