Straight

The main sexuality (it should be the only one). About 91% of the world population Is straight.

Mike: Hey bro are you gay?

Franklin: Nah man I'm straight.

by psodium March 2, 2022

Straight

an idiot that thinks only straight people can have kids.

My mom is bisexual not straight

My dad is pansexual not straight

by The world doesn’t run on cake August 6, 2021

The straights

Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.

"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"

I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮

by tempestACAB August 12, 2021

straight

What people AREN'T if not BOTH exclusively attracted to the opposite gender romantically and sexually

Biphobe mislabeling people "straight" just because of their preferences towards one gender.

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021

demi-straight

an inclusive sexuality like demi-lesbian
that encompasses anyone whom wants to partially hold on to their straight identity

I'm a demigirl, but I used to be a straight girl. That makes me a demi-straight girl.

by suck_my_d33 June 17, 2021

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Straight TikTok

Straight TikTok is the mainstream TikTokers who first made the app popular by sharing dance videos and shirtless thirst traps. Or in simple terms, straight tiktok is like your math grade, so bad not even god can help you

Hey, did you see the new video of that shirtless guy doing a thirst trap?
Yes...we both are on straight tiktok then

by boobreelemon May 16, 2021