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shit call

1. Being on the phone with someone while urinating and/or defecating

2. A poor decision
1. "I was on the can and Kelly decided to call me then. I couldn't miss her call and let it go to voicemail, so I had no choice but to make a shit call."

2. "stupid ref! the ball didn't touch the ground! what a shit call."
by Gooshyy July 29, 2011
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Trophy Shit

The shit you have just taken looks like an extra long smoked sausage and you're so proud at how long it is and that it isn't broken, that you run and grab a friend to show/tell or even grab the camera.
Holy shit!!! It's a trophy shit!!
by Nanny Girl September 1, 2009
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shit tattoo

area of darker skin surround a womans anal sphincter muscle.
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool

Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
'Hey G-girl, do you have a shit tattoo?'- cue verbals from G-girl.
by DanJJJJJJJJ March 28, 2008
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Shit Towel

1) A towel used for wiping up messes such as puke, beer, milk, bong water, and when theres no toilet paper it is used to wipe your anus after defication.

2) The person who used the towel to wipe their shit when they were drunk as fuck and there was no toilet paper. Esp. a person whose name is Chantelle.
ex.

Dude, pass the shit towel, I spilled the rum.

or

jessika: "someone shit on my towel"
morgan: "wasn't me"
aj: "wasn't me"
jessika: "it must've been chantelle"
morgan: "yeah, she took a shit last night and there was no toilet paper"
by aleisterjoseph-P. August 9, 2009
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shit sneeze

a shit sneeze is when you have a sudden burst of watery diarrhea that sprays shit all over the toilet or wall
i ate that nasty cheap mexican food last night and got home and had a shit sneeze,it was everywhere
by the one and only mole July 20, 2009
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Shit Nugget

1-The little ball of turd that hangs off your ass hair and floats around in the bath when you wash.

2-Ball of turd and fibres from your underwear.
Jeez dude, you can see the shit nugget hanging off her ass!
by Horny_dude_69 February 5, 2009
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Shitty Shit

It occours when you have diareeah and a log falls in and splashes shit all over your ass, it takes forever to clean up.
Hunny, I'm home... Hold on a minute I just had a shitty shit.
by Edmund McMullen November 14, 2003
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