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couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed
Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.
by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020
mugGet the couch potatomug.

potato

“can I show you my potatoes?”

“yeah, can I eat some?”

what the heck no pls don’t eat my cats”

“oh their ur cats”

“Yeah”
by chikin nooget in the air??? September 18, 2022
mugGet the potatomug.

Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.
I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato
by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023
mugGet the Doggy potatomug.

Potato

Potato
Potato
by ProJoeV October 27, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Potatoe is an alternate spelling for potato. The "potato" spelling is more popular, but even national newspapers like the New York Times occasionally used the "potatoe" spelling, which was considered an acceptable spelling at least until 15 June 1992, when Republican vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle read the "-oe" spelling off the "official spelling bee spelling" flash card handed to him by an English teacher for correcting a spelling bee, and the media tore him apart for it.
"You’re close, but you left a little something off the spelling of potatoe. The 'e' on the end."
by embram May 9, 2015
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

When you are so bad at the game you are like a potato playing a video game
You are such a potato at this game
by Battlefallout4 March 20, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.
Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes
by Assamo January 22, 2022
mugGet the Ashed My Potatoesmug.

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