business porn

creating shiny and powerful reporting for management that translates complex information into easily comprehensible and colourful charts and pictures

"Hey, that Kibana dashboard geolocation map would make great business porn"

by Alice Turing April 24, 2017

PORN

Ok, so it really depends if your a boy or girl or gay or straight. I'm a straight boy so I like the lesbian stuff. touching each other tittys UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH rubbing pussys And making out

i got a video for you said jack
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yes i am suddenly really horny right now said jace lemme watch
oh yes the best lez porn i could find said jack

by Sypher101 November 14, 2020

porn

Porn is recorded sex

porn has sex in it

by Botman836 April 11, 2022

Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.

My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

by Jose f August 14, 2024

porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn

"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"

by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016

Political Porn

The ingestion of drama , false promises, grandiose simple solutions by the voting public due to lack of common sense.

Trump sold political porn to his MAGA base and now all Americans will suffer the consequences.

by DoubleKismet March 10, 2025

Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.

"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."

by docepsilon May 29, 2025