A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.
by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair
Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman
Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman
by Brandon Morrison August 6, 2011
Get the Jake friedmanmug. 
A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!
Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019
Get the A dude Jakemug. A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.
Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
by Zuleydi June 1, 2022
Get the Jakemug. 