ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong. They are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, they are always wrong.

by janejoe August 12, 2025

ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong.

they are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, he is always wrong.

by janejoe August 12, 2025

Ethan’s law

A mathematical equation meaning 0.999 recuring is equal to 1 due to a third being 0.333 recuring so 3 thirds aka 1 hole is equal to 0.9999 recuring

I used Ethan’s law to figure out if it actually equaled one

by Maverick8223 August 14, 2025

Ethel Cain

A popular Mitski-fame level artist who has released critically acclaimed projects such as "Preacher's Daughter" and "Perverts".

Ethel Cain is an independent artist.

"Ethel Cain hated my Instagram post"

by 0nerts August 18, 2025

ethan x railey

basically two very in love people

bro i wish me and my boyfriend was like ethan x railey

by martiniphone September 8, 2025

ethan x railey

basically two people that are extremely in love

ugh i wish my and my boyfriend were like ethan x railey

by martiniphone September 8, 2025

ETHAN

The bestest boyfriend out there. He dates Luke and they do that gay stuuf. He also is the smartest, bestest, handsomess, good soccer player, athletic, freaky, and hottest guy out there.

"Yo Ethan? Oh the guy that saved my baby from a fire. He's so tuff!!"

by freakbob2013 September 19, 2025