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Homie Dumper

Can’t decide which of you gets to go to the bathroom first? With the homie dumper you don’t have to worry about it. The homie dumper is a new innovative system where your friend sits on the toilet and takes a shit while you sit facing him, with your legs wrapped around him and shit through his legs into the toilet or the other way around. Never lose friends again over who gets the first shit!
“If you won’t let me use the bathroom first, let’s just take a homie dumper and be back out quicker!”
by Shitheadmaker November 12, 2017
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protest dump

Relieving oneself in front of a locked bathroom. Don't lock our turds out!
After a lovely hike, was chagrined to find the park bathroom locked up tight. So I dropped trou and lodged a protest dump to remind city workers who they work for.
by MohFoh December 11, 2017
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dragon dump

When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.
Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.
by RimskyRinny December 20, 2017
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sucker dump

Sucker dump is when your woman poops and the shit is left on the anus and you repeatedly punch her butthole until she bleeds with shit in her Ass
Man I gave jasmine a good sucker dump lastnight
by Fuckemoff April 23, 2018
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cunt dummy

a guy who will do anything for pussy
Did you here what that cunt dummy Joe did the other night trying to snag those skanks? He made himself look like a total hee haw.
by litreacola May 1, 2018
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Unprotected dummy

From the words of the gay lords known as brojob. "Basically you swing your dick around like it's a sword, until you lose all feeling in your cock and get bored. Twist your nipples and slam your dick into the refrigerator door."
Dude 1: "Hey man what are you doing tonight?"
Dude 2: "I'm doing the unprotected dummy!"
by Orenda. January 11, 2018
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crummy dummy

Corkle told Max Holloway that Michael Bisping looks like a crummy dummy today!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 22, 2018
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