Ass Puppeteer

A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.

The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."

by ChessFella July 3, 2012

Moonlight Ass

When semen is ejected from the butt during anal sex.

Dude 1: Duuuude my girlfriend got moonlight ass when we banged last night it was disgusting!

Dude 2: Disgusting? No! That's totally rad dude!

by Mr. Choad January 30, 2012

Flapped Ass

Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).

1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"

by thatoneguywhosaysstuff March 10, 2011

cornbread ass

When you fine that thicc ass country girl and her ass tastes just like your mamas homemade cornbread

babe, you tryna smash? I’m tryna get some of that cornbread ass.

by Itty bitty litty titty May 29, 2018

that ass is mine

To claim someone as yours

As in a relationship

Guy comments on his girlfriend Instagram post :
“ that ass is mine” to show claim over his girlfriend

by mydickssmall June 1, 2018

Ass Clown

A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.

That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.

by Jakabones January 15, 2006

345 ass

its a nice round booty that you would definately fuck... if you put your right arm in the spot of where a 3 is on a big clock and put your left arm on the spot of the 9 (its the 45 part) you would see the size of a 345 ass

"OMG,dude you should of seen mrs.peters' 345 ass, i would fuck the shit out of it... literally

by florida123 April 14, 2010