Apple

Why type of isaac newton motherfucker searches for the definition of apple. It's a fruit for fucks sake it doesn't have a fucking definition you smooth brain moron. I mean what the fuck were you expecting "the apple is a red fru- who the fuck doesn't know what an apple is what are you from fucking africa

What you had for lunch
"Oh I had an apple in a little baggie" rotten shit we're in the public education system they give us salted cardboard on a fucking tray.

by Wrinkled brain November 30, 2020

Apples

A rabbit stuffed in three apples with a side of unicorns.

I just got a pet Apples

by RobloxFanboy87464894532 October 4, 2018

Apple bottom

The act of shoving an apple into your rectum then pooping it out into another persons rectum and play catch with it

Yo me and Jerry had the best time Apple bottoming

by Jerry buttsexandcheese October 6, 2021

Apple

Apple: UK Slang word for a Caucasian Woman. When you cut a Apple in half the inside is similar to white skin. Hence the term Apple. Also could mean a attractive white woman. The blibical connotation is Eve giving Adam the Apple to eat. A woman seduction, temptation and desire represented as an Apple. The term Apple originates from London.

Look at that pretty Apple. She a rotten Apple. All these Apple's are on me.

by Sweetmatecol April 1, 2020

Apple picker

A contemptuous term for someone hailing from Washington state.

My brother moved to Tacoma and married an apple picker.

by Tjjmon December 18, 2022

Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples

ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!

by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010

Apple Juice

A beautiful beverage , healthy with fruit!

Person 1: Can you buy me some Apple Juice?
Person 2: No.

by adverageamazigh November 15, 2023