anal only femme

Basically a dude trying to pass as a female, who pretends she has more choices than taking it up the ass

I hooked up with this hick online....found out she was an anal only femme, was disappointed but i tapped hat ass anyway!!!!

by Samkai October 17, 2008

Code Red Anal

The most severe level of anal activity before the anus is ruptured and the grundle is no longer in existence.

After a long night of code red anal, Jessica had to get her plumbing sewed back together.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

The Reverse Anal Pilgrim

To cut of your partners head with anykind of sharp object (preferrably a lawnmower blade) while in the act of intercourse and then fuck your dead partner in the anal cavity (asshole) while dressed in traditional pilgrim clothing.

Person 1 - Did you take care of that whore girlfriend of yours.

Person 2 - Yeah, i cut that bitch's head clear off, and then i used the reverse anal pilgrim on her before i disposed of the body.

Person 1 - Thats pretty goddamn impressive!!

Person 2 - I Know Right?

by Jon Carson August 30, 2009

brazillian anal squirt

Squirting pee out of your butt into the mouth of a very nice homeless man to keep his belly full and warm.

I gave him dah brazillian anal squirts cuz i love to give to dah homeless.

by Squigglespp December 20, 2016

Fake Submissive Anal

Whenever a dominant man (or woman with strap-on) performs consensual anal sex with another man or woman with the directive that the one "taking it up the ass" pretends it is rape.

"Dude, you sure you raped him? It could've been fake submissive anal..."

by t1c July 1, 2008

anal testicular cancer

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback

ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?

by xxXbloodXvomitXxx March 5, 2011

New Year’s Anal

When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.

Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.

Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby

by Urban humor December 23, 2017