Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Taking a Jack

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

by longschlong45 June 9, 2018

Take one for the Team

Also known as the "Volunteer's Dilemma". This is a social dilemma with several people involved and one must sacrifice their evolvement or reward for the benefit of the rest of the group.

I saw that guy really take one for the team. You must be close.

by animatoralligator April 9, 2022

Taking it

To be doing something goodly , or To be doing something irritating

Yo Bro I’m Bouta Drive Threw This Store. Nah Chill Bro You Taking It.

by CkLtRoy September 16, 2020

Take a trump

To defecate.
Take a shit.
Drop a trump.

Dude, I gotta take a trump.
Bro, I need to drop a trump ASAP.

by Kiosami November 15, 2020