diet ass

A really really nasty taste.

"Eww! This protein shake tastes like diet ass!"

by shelby_18 August 25, 2008

Ass Herd

An ass herd is a group of uneducated unemployed people that hang out in a semi public setting at strange hours of the day. similar to beggers but way too lazy to beg for any sort of money as they are still being supported and breast fed by their parents. An ass herd usually consists of several ratty looking people, usually malnourished and poorly goomed, a fat kid that thinks he is tough, and a couple other various shady characters. Typically an ass herd has an extremely small female population. Not to be confused with a sausage fest, in an ass herd the female population consists of some things that can be loosely refered to as women, typically looking as if they just crawled out of a cement mixer full of glass.

Not much is know about the migration patterns of an ass herd or their mating rituals. Typically due to social retardation ass herd members pass the female around in a secret santa like fashon.

Damn Joe, theres that damn ass herd again taking up the front row spots at the local wall mart.

by feetofmeat April 8, 2010

Ass eater

A member of the table 300 club, who all love to munch on the ass, fresh from the shower..

Muk, egg, Rae and crew are all ass eaters and devour ass like it’s a Krispy Kreme Doughnut

by Dirty-Link June 21, 2019

Ass Gypsy

One, usually unatractive, who walks around in the nude.

The ass gypsy next door is doing cartwheels again.

by Da Gimp March 30, 2009

squirrel's ass

The hair style on a female that is short in the back and spiked, looks like a bomb went off in a squirrels ass.

That squirrel's ass looks like shit on her.

by Todd Newberry August 4, 2006

Ass Clown

A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.

That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.

by Jakabones January 15, 2006

345 ass

its a nice round booty that you would definately fuck... if you put your right arm in the spot of where a 3 is on a big clock and put your left arm on the spot of the 9 (its the 45 part) you would see the size of a 345 ass

"OMG,dude you should of seen mrs.peters' 345 ass, i would fuck the shit out of it... literally

by florida123 April 14, 2010