waffle house

hell after 12 am

worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle

by MF710 April 13, 2023

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Horrific Housing

Funny House randomizer game where the goal is to be the last one standing to win.

(Person 1): Yo wanna play a cool game called Horrific Housing? (Person 2): Sure lol :p

by SchoolLunchIsBad March 27, 2023

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A stay at home in a healthy relationship with many sources of income, often kept in hoarded stashes. They love making food. And making things to trade for other things. They are like a house elf, except they have many socks already.

My partner is a house gremlin. They made bead and worked on some pottery today.

by Chrissynitenite February 26, 2024

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House Face

Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.

Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"

by BalerionTheBlack April 14, 2021

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Hooker house

This is the place a guy named Mikey would live.

Mike acts like he comes from a hooker house all ratched.

by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021

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House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023

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