Megan’s law

Law against sex offenders that megan thee stallion used in her song to diss Nicki but Nicki still the queen so idgaf

These goes don’t be mad at Megan they be mad at Megan’s law

by Thatmaingirlyyallluv February 1, 2024

Basil's law

Basil’s law is an axiom coined by twitter user and Bronze Age Pervert enthusiast Basil (neobactrian). Per the law every bourgeois political kayfabe boils down to projected raceplay fetishes.

Person 1: did you know Shanaya the raging black feminist has a white boyfriend?

Person 2: Dude!!! Basil's law

by MMAFayce February 1, 2024

Caleb’s Law

An unwritten,unspoken law that grants people by the name of Caleb to do whatever the fuck they want

Billy:Why did Caleb punch that child
Tina:because Caleb’s Law said that he could

by Jeffpep February 2, 2024

Law of Exception

According to Oleevie's Law of Exception, every proposition exhibits an inherent exception, whereby paradoxically, the proposition may itself manifest as an exception under specific conditions.
It simply means that every rule or statement has an exception, and interestingly, sometimes the rule itself can be an exception in certain situations.simply means that every rule or statement has an exception, and interestingly, sometimes the rule itself can be an exception in certain situations.

Consider the statement "Birds can fly." Applying Law of Exception, a penguin becomes the exception to this rule, as it's a bird that cannot fly. Here, the initial statement about birds flying becomes its own exception when applied to penguins.

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Faive’s Law

Students will fail class automatically if their bob isn’t laid like Faive’s.

Jay C will never fail class because of Faive’s Law!

by xnth February 7, 2024

Tatiana's Law

The law of which you honor anyone by the name of Tatiana, or Tate.
You respect them, and do not question their authority.

We better respect Tatiana's Law otherwise we are in big trouble!

by youngexwivez February 7, 2024

Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.

Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?

by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023