Fag (făg) n. 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders. 2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
Judge 1: “We are really trying to understand this. How is it that you boys think referring to gay people as ‘fags’ in today's world is acceptable?”
Kyle: exasperated “Because we're not referring to gay people! You can be gay and not be a fag.”
Stan: “Yeah, a lot of fags aren't gay.”
Judge 2: “I happen to be gay, boys. Do you think I'm a ‘fag’?”
Stan: “Do you ride a big, loud Harley and go up and down the streets, ruining everyone's nice time?”
Judge 2: “No.”
Stan: “Then you're not a fag.”
Kyle: exasperated “Because we're not referring to gay people! You can be gay and not be a fag.”
Stan: “Yeah, a lot of fags aren't gay.”
Judge 2: “I happen to be gay, boys. Do you think I'm a ‘fag’?”
Stan: “Do you ride a big, loud Harley and go up and down the streets, ruining everyone's nice time?”
Judge 2: “No.”
Stan: “Then you're not a fag.”
by thirsty4waters April 1, 2022
Get the Fagmug. by Douchography October 26, 2022
Get the Fag w/Ballsmug. Fag Watcher
noun
A person — or often a small group — who engages in obsessive, predatory stalking behavior, particularly targeting homosexuals in private or vulnerable moments. Fag Watchers use covert surveillance, harassment, and sometimes advanced gang-stalking techniques to monitor their victim in situations where the victim has a reasonable expectation of privacy (e.g., at home, in the shower, using the bathroom, or during sexual activity).
This behavior is not just morally sick — it’s criminal. In many jurisdictions, it’s considered stalking with a sexual motive, a serious offense that can carry enhanced legal penalties.
The term is critical of the perverse hypocrisy, entitlement, and cowardice of people who insert themselves into the private lives of others — often while pretending to be morally superior or socially righteous.
noun
A person — or often a small group — who engages in obsessive, predatory stalking behavior, particularly targeting homosexuals in private or vulnerable moments. Fag Watchers use covert surveillance, harassment, and sometimes advanced gang-stalking techniques to monitor their victim in situations where the victim has a reasonable expectation of privacy (e.g., at home, in the shower, using the bathroom, or during sexual activity).
This behavior is not just morally sick — it’s criminal. In many jurisdictions, it’s considered stalking with a sexual motive, a serious offense that can carry enhanced legal penalties.
The term is critical of the perverse hypocrisy, entitlement, and cowardice of people who insert themselves into the private lives of others — often while pretending to be morally superior or socially righteous.
Example:
“He kept showing up near my apartment, commenting on things he shouldn’t have been able to see — I’m pretty sure he’s a full-blown Fag Watcher.”
“He kept showing up near my apartment, commenting on things he shouldn’t have been able to see — I’m pretty sure he’s a full-blown Fag Watcher.”
by Blare Bitch Project May 3, 2025
Get the Fag Watchermug. Fag (fǎg) n. 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
Kyle: You can be gay and not be a fag.
Stan: Yeah a lot of fags aren't gay.
City Hall Member 1: I happen to be gay, boys. Do you think I'm a fag?
Stan: Do your ride a big, loud Harley and go up and down the streets ruining everyone's nice time?
City Hall Member 1: No.
Stan: Then you're not a fag.
City Hall Member 2: So what if a guy is gay and rides a Harley?
Cartman: Then he's a gay fag.
Stan: Yeah a lot of fags aren't gay.
City Hall Member 1: I happen to be gay, boys. Do you think I'm a fag?
Stan: Do your ride a big, loud Harley and go up and down the streets ruining everyone's nice time?
City Hall Member 1: No.
Stan: Then you're not a fag.
City Hall Member 2: So what if a guy is gay and rides a Harley?
Cartman: Then he's a gay fag.
by The Coochie Connoisseur June 5, 2023
Get the Fagmug. 1. (Noun) Someone who is incapable of acknowledging the dystopian society that is currently present.
2. (Noun) A medically inferior, indoctrinated IT person, with early stages of balding, blindly defends corrupt corporations.
3. (Noun) A Big Brother worshipper.
Note: No longer used as a derogatory term against gays/lesbians.
2. (Noun) A medically inferior, indoctrinated IT person, with early stages of balding, blindly defends corrupt corporations.
3. (Noun) A Big Brother worshipper.
Note: No longer used as a derogatory term against gays/lesbians.
Amanda: "I tried to kindly explain to my date that the world we live in is not what it seems - he just squealed and called me a conspiracy theorist!"
Kylie: "Oh, he's just another weak-spermed, brainwashed FAG."
Amanda (whispering): "Hey, we're in a gay bar - please don't use that term!"
Kylie: "Oh, my bad. Didn't you know? Go on Urban Dictionary and search the word, 'Fag (new)'!"
Kylie: "Oh, he's just another weak-spermed, brainwashed FAG."
Amanda (whispering): "Hey, we're in a gay bar - please don't use that term!"
Kylie: "Oh, my bad. Didn't you know? Go on Urban Dictionary and search the word, 'Fag (new)'!"
by derogatoryTheDestroyer October 25, 2023
Get the Fag (new)mug. by id_not_here_ December 4, 2014
Get the fag bagmug. Republicans, conservatives, racists, bigots, and anyone who voted for trump or wears a maga hat
*Not to be used to disrespect the gays this is a ignorant use of the word but if you see a group of trump supporters it's ok to say look at those fags
*Not to be used to disrespect the gays this is a ignorant use of the word but if you see a group of trump supporters it's ok to say look at those fags
Only fags voted for trump.
by I am illusion December 2, 2024
Get the Fagsmug.