douche-stache december

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.

dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.

by donjuan demarco chang December 14, 2010

december hamlet

a tall brown skin big booty girl who usually doesn't like to be the topic of discussion. she has many friends but never lets anyone get too close. her nonchalant ways attract many boys and she can be very indecisive. she is funny and outgoing but also very shy. her best friend is usually the opposite of her but their differences are what keep them around each other!

dang girl! your name must be December Hamlet

have y'all seen the new girl? she's such a December Hamlet

by Kuwalabear97 January 22, 2014

December Chaotic

A state where someone is pure and positive, but is bound to become corrupt and evil.

(side effects may include extra leg and moose noises)

Term originates from someone who was a nice and positive guy at December, but started to turn to the dark side once he realized the truth.

John : "Yo dude, I'm having a blast with this semester!"
Mike : "You're being December Chaotic dude, you're gonna get shit on once midterms start"

by Moomin guy July 22, 2019

December 2

You don’t go to school that day

Student:I am not going to be at school because I am sick

December 2: Where are the students today

by E-girlgang November 5, 2019

December 2nd

A beautiful day where everyone is to skip school and stay home to do no school work for a day.

Boy: Can't Wait to have pe tomorrow it's dodgeball
Boy 2: You know that everylne skipping school on December 2nd
.
BOY: ...
BOY 2: ...
Boy: Dang it!

by TonyWony_5248 November 6, 2019

No Drama December

The whole month of December are girls not allowed to fight with other girls but still can fight with boys. Girls are not allowed to make any drama. The short form for no drama December is NDD. That's something like NNN for girls.

girl: Hey is there any new drama?
girl2: No! Don’t you know it’s No Drama December?!

by šmorn November 6, 2019

destroy dildo December

The girls version of destroy dick december.

Ohh I’m so naughty, I have to do the destroy dildo December right now.

by Foodball2004 November 6, 2019