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daniel djahankhah 

daniel djahankhah is a common phrase used amongst the obese LGBTQ midget community it usually is code for telling someone you just got a rim job
“Hey man I totally just took a fat shit and got a daniel djahankhah after”

I’m not really felling sex but can I have a daniel djahankhah ?

The sex was bad but the daniel djahankhah was great before
daniel djahankhah by Yuhhhhdurdddd November 17, 2019
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Daniel shops at matalan
Daniel by toldyounotto November 18, 2019
Daniel is literally the best person you Will ever meat they they have a huge dick and they are very funny and pretty popular they are not exactly athletic but they make up for it with there amazing sense of humor and their always rocking there vans and when you see a Daniel try to be friend with them
Mom I met a very funny person today oh his name is probably Daniel
Daniel by Y u care bitch November 19, 2019

daniel haines 

A beautiful specimen of a man any girl could fall in love with him
"Hey look it's daniel Haines"
"What a legend"
daniel haines by Ye_boi_big_daddy November 21, 2019
Daniel is a goodass white boy name and has a huge penis and is so hot and sexy. He deserves a man named andrew in his life they would look like a good ass couple lowkey
Daniel is daddy
Daniel by DTHEG69 November 21, 2019
Daniel is the most uncaring most, selfish, he is light skinned with curly brown with blonde highlights. He will get with your friend and then dump you for another one. He always talks about you with your friends
Me: ohhhh I just broke up with Daniel
Them: oh fr girl he just asked me out .
Daniel by Zymiah Lima November 22, 2019
Daniel is a fucking dick.Dont ever date a daniel they will cheat and play you.They are so damn cute and attractive but thats part of there trick.They'll date you for 2 weeks then break your heart.Trust me a daniel is not worth it.
Me:Hey daniel your eh...cute
Daniel:um ok your not soo
Me:oh....well just letting you know:)
Daniel:yea i already knew that so
Me:FUCK YOU BITCH NOW YOUR UGLY ASF HOE
Daniel by Just some gir November 24, 2019